Satanists are holding a public black mass in Oklahoma later in September, and the event is sold out. However:
In order to comply with local laws, the group had to make a few changes to the ritual. Instead of using urine, participants plan to use vinegar. Instead having a naked woman on an altar, she'll be wearing lingerie. And instead of spitting on a consecrated host, they will spit on an unconsecrated one.On the issue of the consecrated host, apparently "The group was reportedly in possession of a stolen consecrated host, causing the local archdiocese to sue." But don't the assholes who insist that children who are in no way related to them call them "father" give those crackers away anyway? Can something that is given away be stolen? Maybe the Satanists simply acquired the consecrated host in the wrong way?
Someone local to this event: Please show up at church this Sunday, sit through the hilarious nonsense, and get those Satanists a consecrated host to spit on.